Tuesday, January 25

Quotester -

Photography: Jeremy Kippel -
Ever so often I get little saying or quotes in my head and I post them on my facebook.
Here is just a few I found going back to about November.

"I'm living the dream, one nightmare at a time."
"If I were a nickel, I would be shiny and mint but only worth four cents."
"If I were a kite, I would fly on a string at a mediocre height."
"I'd rather be booed off stage than entertain the masses."
"If you knew the things I knew, you would know a lot more than you know."
"There's no such thing as "free" time."
"You can't wear fur unless you are at the republican convention" - Drunk Older Women On New Years
"Did you incept me? cause not only do I hate you, but my subconscious does to."
"I am a diamond in the rough, and you are just rough."
"I once was sleeping for 24 hours, once I woke I thought I was dead.
I once was dead for 24 hours, once I woke I thought I was sleeping.
"

"I celebrate Hanukkah a few weeks later for the clearances."
"You cant spell mettlesome without me."
"Fantasy football is a major cause of high blood pressure in America, I am sure."
"When I close my eyes I can still see your face...
It haunts my dreams.
"

"Id rather listen to music than that rancid thing you call your "voice."
"I am not smiling, you're upside down."
"Whether the glass half full or half empty, I am not thirsty."
"Imagine All The Cowboys From Hell. RIP Dimebag Darrell and John Lennon."
""Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks"
I'm mute."
"Ive got a neck beard that would rival Pau Gasols."
"If I didn't know better, I would believe you."
"You sound as stupid as you look."
"I live in the wrong place. Charleston South Carolina was voted as the most attractive city. I need to go live with my own kind."
"People forget that our mp3 listening, gps direction giving, wordfeud playing, text messaging, picture taking machines are still a phone. Call someone sometime."
"I wonder if when people see I commented on a their post, they don't even want to look at what nonsense I posted."


If you know of one that was good, let me know.

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